Deepest Apology to forum Users (and others)
I wish to offer my humblest, most deeply felt apology to forum users, all Americans, and the world at large, for the wrong I have done against you and my country, for the mistake I made and deeply regret. I sincerely apologize for my error of voting for Joe Biden. I beg you to accept my apology and forgive me. I promise to amend my ways.
Explanation: While I did not vote for Biden, I realize that some forum members did. I am offering this platform as an extended olive branch for you to simply sign your name below to ease your pain of acknowledging your error and regret. No need for fear, we have your back. We will readily forgive.