The Spring is Sprung Rhyme by Anonymous (Not Ogden Nash)

The spring is sprung, the grass is riz.

I wonder where the boidie is.

They say the boidie’s on the wing.

But that’s absoid. The wing is on the bird. -- Author Unknown

Translation of the rhyme into Standard English

Spring is here and the grass has grown.

I wonder where the bird is hiding?

They say the bird is “on the wing” (flying).

But that’s absurd. (It’s the other way around.) The wing is on the bird. CM